Feb 8β14
Real Recognize Real π pic.twitter.com/NE8aLePCmz
β Wholesome Side of π (@itsme_urstruly) February 8, 2026
Gravity never lies... pic.twitter.com/smKizGSU3o
β Wisdom (@Wisdom_HQ) February 12, 2026
β God (@PostsOfGod) February 11, 2026
β Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken (@woofknight) February 11, 2026
π pic.twitter.com/XqhhQvScNn
β Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) February 13, 2026
β Respectful Memes (@RespectfulMemes) February 11, 2026
Sauron had the ring for 1850 years.
β Middle Earth (@_middleEarth) February 11, 2026
Isildur: 2
Was in a river: 2520
DΓ©agol: About 5 minutes?
Gollum: 478
Bilbo: 60
Frodo: 17
The river was the lord of the ring. pic.twitter.com/178dhoSmHd
That escalated quickly pic.twitter.com/gODukVFgZh
β Community Notes & Violations (@CNviolations) February 10, 2026
β β‘ (@astralbaes) February 10, 2026
β Out Of Context Football (@nocontextfooty) February 9, 2026
https://t.co/mJ7nxFi90N pic.twitter.com/YV0A990DCa
β Daniel Yang (i'm in your followed by section) (@punished_daniel) February 9, 2026
Colonisation of Mars isn't the point. The point is to develop off-world commercial property and residential housing on Mars to generate a new type of mortgage-backed security called a Martian Bond.
β theHotstar (@the_Hotstar) February 8, 2026
The Martian Bonds can then be purchased by your pension fund on-world, so that⦠https://t.co/y12vVh0IFS
Feb 1β7
β Henri Fjord (@henri_fjord) February 5, 2026
β Mathieu (@miniapeur) February 3, 2026
Colonisation of Mars isn't the point. The point is to develop off-world commercial property and residential housing on Mars to generate a new type of mortgage-backed security called a Martian Bond.
β theHotstar (@the_Hotstar) February 8, 2026
The Martian Bonds can then be purchased by your pension fund on-world, so that⦠https://t.co/y12vVh0IFS
β insane dms (@insanedms) February 3, 2026
your ultimate guide to gym times
β atlas (@creatine_cycle) February 6, 2026
5am-9am: corporate slop + npcs
9am-12pm: the hottest people in the world + old guys that smell of cigarettes
12pm-1pm: corporate slop + npcs
1pm-4pm: unemployed hours
4pm-8pm: corporate slop + npcs
8pm-10pm: hardcore powerlifters
10pm-5am: autism
β Daily Gondor π° (@DailyGondor) February 1, 2026
I think about this a lot. pic.twitter.com/44jCNOXwot
β Ashutosh Maheshwari (@asmah2107) February 4, 2026
this guy ππ pic.twitter.com/vYT3W1OCgA
β M. (@pedressii) February 1, 2026
Jan 25β31
#LifeLessons pic.twitter.com/7PFOaDQuQj
β Suze: Real DykeβοΈβοΈποΈ (@esjayXX) January 30, 2026
your ultimate guide to gym times
β atlas (@creatine_cycle) February 6, 2026
5am-9am: corporate slop + npcs
9am-12pm: the hottest people in the world + old guys that smell of cigarettes
12pm-1pm: corporate slop + npcs
1pm-4pm: unemployed hours
4pm-8pm: corporate slop + npcs
8pm-10pm: hardcore powerlifters
10pm-5am: autism
This morning my daughter said her ear hurt and I said on the inside or outside, so she walks out the front door, comes back in and says both.
β ΡβΞ±ΞΉΞ·Ρ (@elainesim28) January 28, 2026
Moments like this has me wondering if Iβm saving too much for college.
β Real Post Folder (@RealPostFolder) January 27, 2026
Oi bigots. If Allah isnβt real, then why did the universe start with an explosion?
β Sick Of It Mediaβ¦..π¬π§πΊπΈ (@SickOfItteo) January 30, 2026
My wife's book club is meeting at our house tomorrow night.
β IT Unprofessional (@it_unprofession) January 27, 2026
She asked me to "make sure the wifi is working really well because Sarah always complains."
Our wifi works fine, I know that because it works fine for me and my wife and everybody else.
Sarah uses an iPhone XR fromβ¦
Minor British aristos when they see American trust fund babies unable to impress women because they're lazing about not working: https://t.co/1lypk4JJnS pic.twitter.com/uU1T3Mfn7o
β Laura Lupin (@bugsandfishes) January 26, 2026
β cats in random places (@catshouldnt) October 27, 2025
All the smart people become quants so we're left with retards to allocate private capital pic.twitter.com/Q02FyDvJ9D
β Soren Kierkegaard (@BumrahBachi) July 5, 2025
No ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter. https://t.co/7kstFuzixL
β caesararum, BS, DOGS (@caesararum) July 1, 2025